Mrs We is pictured in her little white tennis skirt, close-up, colour, full-page in the Aberdeen Bugle.

Mrs We sports lovely red lipstick, good decolletage and firm thighs, also displaying a very impressive tight-white-knickered vulva, but forgets to dye her roots.

Mrs We is bombarded with emails asking her if she is or is not a NATURAL BLONDE.

Mrs We has to close down her St Anonimous email account to unknown senders.

Mail starts arriving at her new home address.

The SSSSSSSSS?

Can men have photographs of her wearing JUST the tennis skirt?

Can men have photographs of her jumping over the net, wearing JUST the tennis skirt?

Can she meet up with men to pose for more photographs in JUST her tennis skirt?

Can men have sex with her wearing JUST the tennis skirt? (the men...of course!)

Can men have the panties she was wearing UNDER the tennis skirt?

We are told by The Tesco Checkout Quine (who is in the club, we believe, along with Mrs We)  that Mrs We has been offered an all-expenses-paid trip to the Playboy mansion if she will agree to wear JUST the tennis skirt, nothing at all UNDER it, as she sleeps.

Mr C asks his girls to put together a playlet based on the tennis courts at Bummerhill which he will then have filmed by the girls for later, detailed, editing, by him, after everyone has gone home and the school is empty. 

The Easter service has commenced and the introit is beginning when a note is seen being passed along the staff seats from Mrs B to Ms G to Mrs S.

Mrs B and Ms G look tres worried.  Mrs S explodes into apopleptic, flushed wrath, uttering a profanity NOT appropriate to our surroundings.

Mrs S is seen to tear the note up, violently, into little pieces which she stamps on and grinds into the floorboards with her size 4 court shoes.

Happy Hols!

glowgirl aberdeen