What kind of bloke has a car reg with KOK in it, Mrs Stater?

Have you done MONSTER COCK, Mrs Stater?  If 'No' are you planning to give it a go??

Mrs Chargehand's hubby, him with the anorak and the grey beard, was coming out of the lap dancing club on Viaduct Street, on Saturday night, Mrs Stater.

I bumped into him, literally.  I was PISHED and in 12 cm heels, you see, Mrs Essie.

JEEEEEEZUSSSS, Mrs Stater.

He was MASSIVE, man.

He had a 12" LOG sticking out of him, I swear.

Mrs Stater, I must confess to being INSTANTLY much impressed.

Sober, he's a lanky old greybeard.  PISHED...well...

I wanted to see it, Mrs Stater.  I wanted to feel it.  I wanted to taste it.  Yes, I admit it.  I'll put my hand up, so to speak, Mrs Stater.  I wanted to SUCK it and FUCK it.

I went back with him to a room in the Cale Hotel, Mrs Stater.

I gave him one of MY little blue somethings that us St Anonimous girls ALWAYS carry in our handbags when down the town.

YOU, Mrs Stater, must have learned THAT little trick after all your years of working here...hehehe...

MAN, did we fuck and suck and suck and fuck.

It was only his cock I was interested in, Mrs Stater, you know.  The rest of him was all spongey and wrinkly but I'd just drunk ten shots and it didn't matter at the time.

I think, Mrs Stater, he knew it was a one-off.  He tried to make sure he touched, licked, kissed and used EVERYTHING.  Mrs Stater, when I say EVERYTHING, I mean EVERYTHING...hehehe...

He fucked me hard, Mrs Stater, as well as taking oral.  He finished off by giving me full anal penetration.  It all went very well, I must say, Mrs Stater.  I have no complaints!

Afterwards he told me that Mrs Chargehand is on her last legs, Mrs Stater.  It seems she wants him to see to his physical needs, elsewhere.

Apparently, Mrs Stater, they've talked about this, together.

Mrs Chargehand has, it appears, been putting some irons in the fires of the loose St Anonimous women for him.

It seems to me, Mrs Stater, that she wants him to start having sex with some of you lot in the staffroom.

You're a bit of a goer these days, aren't you, Mrs Ess...hehehe...

Only thing is, he's got a fucking weird car reg number. He gave me a lift home.  I mean, Mrs Stater, what kind of bloke drives around Aberdeen with a number plate with 'KOK' in it?

glow aberdeen boy to aberdeen glow